第630章 我与龙虎斗(九十七)狗皮膏药(1 / 2)

我自九天来 卸甲老卒 1067 字 2个月前

青州刺史范兰贵已过花甲之年,因养尊处优,驻颜有术,看起来不过是四五十岁模样。

身为一州之尊,范兰贵不贪财,不好色,是名酷爱美食的老饕,天上飞的,水里游的,地上跑的,只要是好东西,无所不吃,但顿顿需有采摘不久的青嫩草尖佐食,美其名曰采嫩补衰,是他独门养生奥秘。

今日家厨送来了蟹酿橙,个个蟹味浓郁,橙香缭绕,色香味兼具,令人食指大动,范兰贵却没什么胃口,望着对面女扮男装的云舒郡主,不停干笑。

也不知朝廷抽了什么风,非要把郡主放入琅琊郡任女官,既没有任命诏书,也没有详尽授意,只是把人给送来了,顺道送来头疼的难题。

没有任命诏书,是让他范兰贵看着办,先找官职,再下圣旨,中途要是出现任何状况,他范兰贵难辞其咎。

如此圆滑的手段,必是出自朝廷顶级大员。

女子为官,倒也不是先例,各大都护府都有女官身影,可云舒郡主不是普通女子,安平公主的掌上明珠,二品爵位,自己都得见礼,若是封个六七品官职,长公主会不会迁怒于自己?话说回来,琅琊郡郡守才五品,把一郡之主的位子给了她,要是弄的鸡飞狗跳,或者撂挑子不干,朝廷追责下来,自己又是罪魁祸首。

范兰贵越想越愁,保养得当的脸庞都出现褶皱。

肚子里脏话连篇,从上到下都骂了一通。

武棠知咬了口蟹酿橙,大感惊讶,说道:“范刺史,这道菜真好吃,橙子解去蟹腥,又增添香气,蟹肉火候恰到好处,是道不可多得的美食。”

范兰贵笑盈盈道:“郡主既然喜欢吃,那便敞开胃口,来人,令厨子再多做些来。”

武棠知古怪一笑,“范大人,你的一顿蟹酿橙,把我嘴养刁了,以后只能想,却吃不到,只能在梦中解馋,哎!~天不遂人愿。”

范兰贵是官场老人,怎能听不懂话中玄机,郡主这小算盘快打到他脸上了,再不接茬,那就是自己不懂礼数,急忙说道:“授人以鱼不如授人以渔,郡主何时动身琅琊,家厨随您一同前去。”

“范大人忍痛割爱,感激不尽。”

武棠知得意笑道:“本郡主何时动身琅琊,得看刺史大人何时封官,你若写好了任命公文,我即刻就走。”

言下之意,这个官若是封的慢了,封的不满意,别怪郡主赖在你刺史府吃白食。

范兰贵一阵头大,为难道:“郡主有所不知,琅琊郡不比别处,乃是李氏祖地,一个萝卜一个坑,他们家早把职位占满了,郡丞,都尉,主簿,主记,全都姓李,下官若是把他们免职,会引起李家不满。你也知道,李家之所以鼎盛,是因为一门两相,下官只不过区区四品,怎敢招惹中书令。”

武棠知无所谓道:“我去琅琊,又不是为了做官,七品八品都行,先找个空闲官职,到了再说。”

“那……”

范兰贵试探问道:“琅琊的仓曹年纪大了,即将回家养老,郡主若不嫌弃,先去担任仓曹?”

武棠知满意道:“行啊,刺史大人封我什么官,我就当什么官,不挑。”

说完后,武棠知霍然起身,将剩余的蟹酿橙一口吞入口中,女扮男装的她行抱拳礼,口齿不清道:“下官这就去赴任,告辞。”

望着绝不拖泥带水的郡主离去,范兰贵满面愁容,呢喃道:“还没迎完侯爷,又来了一个郡主,天下人读书人都爱当官,谁又知庙堂深似海。”

“来人,笔墨伺候,给郡主书写任命公文。”

武棠知步伐轻快走出刺史府,在侍卫搀扶中即将上马,远处尘烟滚荡,几骑正飞速冲来。

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