第825章 鸡飞狗跳的阴间生活(1 / 2)

这么大一阵仗让姜一都不禁扬了扬眉

嚯!

怎么这么多人?

都是需要求助的吗?

当下,她忍不住扫了一眼这些人的面相,结果发现……

完全没有任何问题

印堂既没有发黑,身上也没有阴气缠身

看上去不像是撞到鬼

估计是要寻找东西,或者是有别的求助

于是便问道:“你们想要问什么?”

站在镜头前为首的那个满头灰白的中年男人当即开口道:“大师,求你帮帮我母亲吧!”

他的母亲?

姜一不禁再次仔细看了下当事人的面相,发现他的父母宫黯淡,新生出几道横纹,分明是刚刚去世没多久的样子

顿时有些不解了,“你母亲应该刚去世不久,而且也算是高寿喜丧,需要什么帮助?”

这种属于寿命到了,自然死亡,应该没什么可帮的吧?

对此,那中年男人说道:“大师算的真准啊,我母亲的确是高寿喜丧一个多月,但我还是需要您的帮助”

姜一见他都这样说了,便道:“那你说说看需要什么帮助”

那中年男人忙不迭地说了起来,“我母亲生前是个农户,就喜欢种种地,养养小动物,我就给她烧了几亩地,一头牛,还有一群鸡鸭,以及兔子,想着让她在下面能够热热闹闹的过日子”

姜一听到这里觉得并没有什么问题,“然后呢?”

那男人顿时眉头皱了起来,一副苦恼的表情,“然后她过了两天就给我托梦,在梦里骂了我一顿,说她活着的时候为了生活累死累活,死后还不得安宁,还要种田、伺候鸡鸭牛!说我是个不孝子,不想再看到我”

直播间的水友们听到后都笑得不行

【哈哈哈哈哈,生前为了活着只能拼命干,谁知道死了之后还要弄这些东西,换成是我,我也崩溃!】

【真的是哄堂大孝!】

【他老娘只是在梦里骂一顿真的是轻的,要是我都想打他一顿】

【说明他老母亲是真爱他,干成这样还没动手】

……

姜一这时也忍俊不禁,道:“这个……你这的确该骂”

那中年男人也是一脸无奈,“是,我也觉得我母亲说的没错,所以我也不敢再烧东西惹她生气,就让我二弟去烧几个仆人下去,结果……”

说到这里,他叹息了一声

姜一对此扬了扬眉,道:“结果仆人都造反了?”

“比造反还头疼!”中年男人当即把身后的一个看上去年纪稍小一些的男人给拽到镜头前,“李二,你自己和姜大师说!”

李家老二对此也十分委屈,“大师,这真的不能怪我,我记得以前老人说过,那种纸扎人是不能画眼睛的,所以……”

姜一听到这里,立刻就明白过来了,“所以你烧了几个瞎子下去是吧?”

李家老二沉默了下,小小点了点头,“对……然后我妈就给我托梦,踹了我一脚,说我也是个废物,烧了三个瞎子仆人,每天在家里和田里乱窜,把她好不容易种的菜都踩坏了,鸡鸭牛也被惊到了”

直播间听到这话后简直笑疯了

【好好好,大哥和二弟都一个德行,这老母亲也是惨,一个赛一个不靠谱】

【我已经能够想象到老母亲在看到那三个瞎子仆人后有多么的绝望了】

【我笑得肚子都疼了】

【天啊,要不要这么搞笑啊】

【这两个不靠谱的儿子啊,老妈在下面估计能气得跳脚】

……

姜一觉得他们应该还不止干这些,于是再次问道:“然后你们又干了什么?”

李二这时看了一眼躲在最后的人道:“我没办法,只能让三妹去想主意,结果谁知道她也是个不靠谱的!”

原本缩在人群后面的李三妹当即跳了出来,不乐意道:“我怎么不靠谱了!我多靠谱啊,既然老妈不想种田伺候鸡鸭,仆人又瞎又聋,那我就烧一个年轻的有八块腹肌的帅哥给她呗!有力气,还帅气,多好!”

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